Light page

There seem to be quite a few views about light bulbs. Som are quite simular but maybe one will strike your fancy more than another.

Q. How many anthroposophists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Unknown: Rudolf Steiner never gave any indications.

Posed by the pupils at Michael Hall Waldorf School:

Q. How many Emerson students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One to screw in the bulb and three to share the experience.

Posed by the English:

Q. How many Irishmen does it take?
A. One to hold the bulb and three to turn the chair.

Dan writes: (surely, there will be pleas for the cessation of solsticial silliness soon) (note Anthroposophically correct use of alliteration rather than rhyme)

Q. How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

Q. How many psychotherapists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Only one, but it takes a long time.

Aki looks east:

Q: How many Zen monks are needed to change a light bulb?
A: Two. The one changes and the other changes not.

Q: How many Zen monks are needed to change a light bulb?
A: One, if the light bulb wants to change.

And more!

Q. How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None!--That's a hardware problem.

Q: How many psychotherapists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Q: How many Anthroposophists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What's an Anthroposophist?!?